Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire
Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.
Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park
Children’s Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often
Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Only if I’m bored.
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if im high….i think bald people should be removed from the gene pool…david what do you think?
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lol nice, theres also ones like…
“dont tip upside down” on the bottom of a dessert cup thingy
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Warning labels are making us as a whole more stupid in general. Survival of the fittest cannot do its job properly with idiots getting a last minute warning.
A large metal spinning fan should definatly never have a warning label… those that get to close need to be removed from the gene pool…
Live electrical wires… no labels the protective outer shell is even a bit much…
Everyone wonders why everyone is acting like idiots.. its because back in the cave man days.. the idiots got ate by something… and now the idiots are free to roam and are protected from themselves long enough to breed.
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Yes .you should.It tells you the most generic idea of what can happen if mis used.
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Yes we read them…..you find some that are a riot.
Babys garment : Remove from infant before laundering !!!!
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nope!!!!
only when my granny ask me too!!!!
but the truth is i dont actually read them, i just say whats on my mind!!! and explain it as if i know everything about the product!!!
hahahaha…
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